Nothing Made Sense

I think "Breaking Bad" has finally taken its toll.  I believe that drugs are coming out of the screen and entering my bloodstream.  Last night I dreamt I was in a relationship and living with Bill Murray.  It was the 1970s Bill Murray, not the Bill Murray of today.  That would be too weird.  I don't know why I had this dream.  I don't even know the last time I talked about or saw Bill Murray.  The last person I saw yesterday was Robert and I'm 97% sure we were talking about football and grocery shopping; not Bill Murray.  Drugs are the only explanation, but I'm clean.  I should not watch "Breaking Bad" before I go to bed.

We lived in an apartment complex that was full of mostly college-aged people.  There was a sand volleyball court.  There was a pool with a really big twisty slide.  (What apartment complex has that?  I need to find it.)  Our shower had a storage unit filled with colorful stones and pebbles.

Nothing made sense.

But because this dream happened, I'm going to go out on a limb and say that Bill Murray is one of the coolest guys around.  Why?

1. I believe he would actually do this.

2. He can bowl.  In "Kingpin" he actually bowled three strikes in a row in the scene where his character, Ernie McCracken does the same.  The crowd's reaction was genuinely for Bill Murray.

3. He runs the bases better than David Ortiz even if there's a tarp.

4. He'll sign whatever he hits you in the face with.

5. He inspired a coloring book.

6. He played guitar with Eric Clapton.

7. He's a multi-sport athlete.

8. He enjoys sing-a-longs.


9. He duets with Clint Eastwood.

10. He took this camera to Cannes.

Bill Murray, ladies and gentlemen.