So, That Guy. Yeah, That One.

Let me first say I could totally pass as a redheaded Dita Von Teese - with more clothes on.  I love her.

I Digress.

I'm dedicating this blog to Dara because she hasn't been feeling well and I hope she has the same experience I just had.

Last night I dreamt that I was in a relationship with Joseph Gordon-Levitt.

Yeah, that guy.

So, that guy.  I don't know why I had this dream.  I didn't watch a movie with Joseph Gordon-Levitt yesterday.  I did on Friday and maybe that carried over to last night, who knows.  I'm not complaining. If this guy could make even just a cameo in all of my dreams, I would never complain, never need a boyfriend, never be in a bad mood ever again.  You may think I'm exaggerating.  I'm not.  I mean, have you seen him?

How you doin?

Fellas, you too can dress like Joseph Gordon-Levitt if you shop at H&M.  That ad says so.  Get on it.

I've been in love with JGL (I had to shorten it for time's sake) since 1996 when he played that long-haired kid on 3rd Rock From The Sun.  Yeah, that kid.  JGL is a success story for young guys who don't find themselves attractive.  Who think they are awkward and the ladies will never love them!

From this...

...to this.

I'm pretty sure he's calling me in that picture.  I'm not going to lie, I had pictures of JGL mixed in with my JTT, Andrew Keegan, Devon Sawa posters.  I won't hide that.  I liked that long hair, and he eventually cut it off.  I also had a nice little eight-year-old crush on him back in 1994.  Don't act like you didn't see Angels in the Outfield!  That was a big name movie!  And all he wanted was for the Angels to win the pennant!  JGL's got angels.  Flap those arms, little Roger.  Flap away!

I'm out of control - back to the dream.  This was probably the longest dream in recorded history.  I am so OK with that.  So, JGL and I had a beach house, which is weird because I'm afraid of beaches.  I'm more afraid of the sun reflecting off of the sand and water, but that's not important now.  JGL probably bought me a year-supply of sunscreen.  I mean, we're in love.  

JGL and I even had a discussion that if we were to get married would I take his full, hyphenated last name or just the Levitt?  These are big decisions that would shape the rest of my life.  In my dream, he decided to take a nap on the living room floor.  We had hardwood floors so I don't see how this was comfortable.  When he woke up I asked him if he was going for a run.  All he said was "yes" and he for some reason thought I got upset at his one-word answer.  Never!  I couldn't get mad at him, I mean come on...

Hello pretty.

That guy was my boyfriend.  Can't get mad at that.  We had a discussion about one-word answers while he was putting on his Saucony running shoes.  He gave me a kiss goodbye and that's pretty much all I remember.  That is so OK with me.  

I believe that I connect on some kind of level with all of Joseph Gordon-Levitt's characters.  I do.  I think he chooses his characters based on my life.  For example:

3rd Rock from the Sun - I used to be an awkward kid.  I was never an alien, but I was awkward.

10 Things I Hate About You - I didn't try to learn French but I did watch all six Star Wars in a row for a guy.

(500) Days of Summer - I'm pretty sure this movie, JGL's character Tom, just happened to me.  In less than 500 days.  Burn.

Inception - He was so cool in the movie.  I'm cool.  I can also walk on walls in hallways.  I need to own this movie.  He was so hot in this movie.

50/50 - He doesn't drive in this movie, I don't drive right now.  He had a premonition about the shortcomings of my life when he took on this character.

This is the longest blog ever.  That's OK.  Because JGL and I were in love, this probably also meant that I was friends with Zooey Deschanel.  Score!  She's my girl crush.

On a serious JGL note, I am a huge fan of his because he has this project: hitRECord  

We all know the only reason I will see the next Batman movie, is because Joseph Gordon-Levitt is in it.    Get in line.  And yes, I do follow him on Twitter.  We all know that JJ Redick is the love of my life, but he went off and got married.  JJ Redick is the love of my life and Joseph Gordon-Levitt is the sexiest man alive.  What's a girl to do with all of these options?

Doh!

Dara, I hope you enjoy all the eye-candy I've provided for you.  Hope it helps you feel better.

I'm bowing out.